Management

Management by Champignon

Employees are left in the dark; occasionally throwing manure on them – and as soon as somebody shows him/herself the person is dismissed.

Management by Crocodile

To be up to the neck in the mud – but brag.

Management by Helicopter

To hover above everything, land from time to time and cause quite a stir – and vanish into thin air.

Management by Herodes

Searching intensively for the right successor – and fire him/her.

Management by Ping-Pong

Processing with everything by passing it from one department to another and back again – so that with the time they are solved automatically.

Management by Robinson

All are waiting for Friday

(Translated from SOZIALWIRTSCHAFT Aktuell 12/2002. Baden-Baden: Nomos Verlagsgesellschaft)

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